{"product_id":"funny-christmas-bottle-labels-set-of-6","title":"Funny Christmas Bottle Labels | Set of 6","description":"\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.jolly-bottle-labels {\n  font-family: 'Inter', sans-serif;\n  color: #26352D;\n  max-width: 1100px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  padding: 24px 16px;\n  line-height: 1.7;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels * {\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .hero {\n  position: relative;\n  overflow: hidden;\n  text-align: center;\n  padding: 42px 24px;\n  border-radius: 26px;\n  background: linear-gradient(135deg, #FFFDF6 0%, #F8F1E5 55%, #F2E5D5 100%);\n  border: 1px solid #E8D8C2;\n  box-shadow: 0 15px 40px rgba(0,0,0,0.05);\n  margin-bottom: 30px;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .hero::before {\n  content: \"✦\";\n  position: absolute;\n  top: 8px;\n  right: 22px;\n  font-size: 42px;\n  color: #C49A52;\n  opacity: 0.45;\n  animation: bottleSparkle 3s ease-in-out infinite;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .hero::after {\n  content: \"❄\";\n  position: absolute;\n  bottom: 5px;\n  left: 22px;\n  font-size: 34px;\n  color: #47745B;\n  opacity: 0.35;\n  animation: bottleFloat 4s ease-in-out infinite;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .eyebrow {\n  color: #A04435;\n  text-transform: uppercase;\n  letter-spacing: 2.5px;\n  font-size: 12px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  margin-bottom: 12px;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels h2 {\n  color: #244735;\n  font-size: clamp(28px, 5vw, 42px);\n  line-height: 1.2;\n  margin: 0 0 18px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .hero p {\n  max-width: 700px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  font-size: 16px;\n  color: #5A625B;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .highlight {\n  display: inline-block;\n  margin-top: 22px;\n  padding: 11px 18px;\n  border-radius: 50px;\n  background: #244735;\n  color: #FFF9ED;\n  font-size: 13px;\n  font-weight: 700;\n  letter-spacing: 0.3px;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .section-title {\n  text-align: center;\n  color: #244735;\n  font-size: 25px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  margin: 34px 0 20px;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .intro {\n  text-align: center;\n  max-width: 760px;\n  margin: 0 auto 24px;\n  color: #5A625B;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .feature-grid {\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: repeat(2, minmax(0, 1fr));\n  gap: 16px;\n  margin: 24px 0 30px;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .feature {\n  background: #FFFFFF;\n  border: 1px solid #E6EAE4;\n  border-radius: 18px;\n  padding: 22px 20px;\n  box-shadow: 0 6px 18px rgba(25, 50, 35, 0.04);\n  transition: transform 0.25s ease, box-shadow 0.25s ease;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .feature:hover {\n  transform: translateY(-3px);\n  box-shadow: 0 10px 24px rgba(25, 50, 35, 0.09);\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .feature-icon {\n  font-size: 25px;\n  margin-bottom: 8px;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .feature h3 {\n  color: #A04435;\n  font-size: 16px;\n  margin: 0 0 7px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .feature p {\n  color: #5A625B;\n  font-size: 14px;\n  margin: 0;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .use-box {\n  background: #F5F8F3;\n  border: 1px solid #DCE7DA;\n  border-radius: 22px;\n  padding: 26px;\n  margin: 28px 0;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .use-box h3 {\n  color: #244735;\n  font-size: 21px;\n  margin: 0 0 16px;\n  text-align: center;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .use-list {\n  list-style: none;\n  padding: 0;\n  margin: 0;\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: repeat(2, minmax(0, 1fr));\n  gap: 12px 20px;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .use-list li {\n  position: relative;\n  padding-left: 28px;\n  color: #46554A;\n  font-size: 14px;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .use-list li::before {\n  content: \"🎄\";\n  position: absolute;\n  left: 0;\n  top: 0;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .pack-box {\n  text-align: center;\n  background: #FFFDF7;\n  border: 1px dashed #C8A66B;\n  border-radius: 20px;\n  padding: 26px 20px;\n  margin: 28px 0;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .pack-box h3 {\n  color: #244735;\n  font-size: 21px;\n  margin: 0 0 10px;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .pack-count {\n  color: #A04435;\n  font-size: 24px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  margin: 8px 0;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .pack-box p {\n  margin: 0;\n  color: #5A625B;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .closing {\n  text-align: center;\n  padding: 30px 20px;\n  border-radius: 22px;\n  background: linear-gradient(135deg, #244735, #315B43);\n  color: #FFF9ED;\n  margin-top: 30px;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .closing h3 {\n  color: #F2D9A1;\n  font-size: 24px;\n  margin: 0 0 10px;\n}\n\n.jolly-bottle-labels .closing p {\n  margin: 0;\n  font-size: 15px;\n}\n\n@keyframes bottleSparkle {\n  0%, 100% { transform: scale(1) rotate(0deg); opacity: 0.35; }\n  50% { transform: scale(1.18) rotate(12deg); opacity: 0.75; }\n}\n\n@keyframes bottleFloat {\n  0%, 100% { transform: translateY(0); }\n  50% { transform: translateY(-6px); }\n}\n\n@media (max-width: 600px) {\n  .jolly-bottle-labels {\n    padding: 16px 10px;\n  }\n\n  .jolly-bottle-labels .hero {\n    padding: 34px 18px;\n    border-radius: 20px;\n  }\n\n  .jolly-bottle-labels .hero p {\n    font-size: 14px;\n  }\n\n  .jolly-bottle-labels .feature-grid,\n  .jolly-bottle-labels .use-list {\n    grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n  }\n\n  .jolly-bottle-labels .feature {\n    padding: 19px;\n  }\n\n  .jolly-bottle-labels .use-box {\n    padding: 22px 18px;\n  }\n\n  .jolly-bottle-labels .section-title {\n    font-size: 22px;\n  }\n}\n\n@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {\n  .jolly-bottle-labels *,\n  .jolly-bottle-labels *::before,\n  .jolly-bottle-labels *::after {\n    animation: none !important;\n    transition: none !important;\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"jolly-bottle-labels\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"hero\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003e🎄 A Little Christmas Honesty\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eHO HO HOly Sh*t What a Year!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Because some years deserve an honest label. Give your Christmas drinks a hilarious festive makeover with these funny bottle labels that say exactly what everyone is thinking. Perfect for parties, presents, and celebrating the fact that you made it through another year!\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"highlight\"\u003e🥂 Six Labels. Endless Laughs.\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003eMake Every Bottle a Conversation Starter\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"intro\"\u003e\n    Dress up your wine, spirits, or bubbly with a little festive sarcasm. These funny Christmas labels are an easy way to add personality to your drinks table and a memorable twist to your holiday gifts.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"feature-grid\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"feature-icon\"\u003e🏷️\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003eSet of 6 Labels\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eDecorate multiple bottles for your Christmas gathering or spread the laughs across several gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"feature-icon\"\u003e😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003eHilariously Festive\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eFeaturing “HO HO HOly Sh*t What a Year” — the festive message everyone can relate to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"feature-icon\"\u003e👌\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003ePeel, Stick, Done\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eEasy to apply over existing bottle labels for a quick and effortless Christmas makeover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"feature-icon\"\u003e🍾\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003eFits Most Bottles\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eDesigned for use on most standard wine, spirit, and champagne bottles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"feature-icon\"\u003e🎉\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003eInstant Conversation Starter\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eAdd a little cheeky humour to your drinks table and give your guests something to laugh about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"feature-icon\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003eEasy to Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eTurn an ordinary bottle into a funny, thoughtful gift for friends, family, or colleagues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"use-box\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e🎅 Perfect For Every Festive Occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul class=\"use-list\"\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eChristmas party drinks tables\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eSecret Santa and White Elephant gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eOffice Christmas parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eFunny hostess gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eStocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eNew Year's Eve celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pack-box\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e📦 What's in the Pack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"pack-count\"\u003e6 × Funny Christmas Bottle Labels\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eOne gloriously honest message, ready to dress up your festive bottles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"closing\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eCheers to Surviving Another Year! 🥂\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Bring the laughs, wrap the bottle, and let the label do the talking. Because this Christmas, the drinks aren't the only thing bringing the truth to the table!\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49084434612342,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/2552\/0758\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-20222321.png?v=1792527894","url":"https:\/\/jollytime.co.za\/products\/funny-christmas-bottle-labels-set-of-6","provider":"JollyTime","version":"1.0","type":"link"}